A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,in the sweetest little lisp,between 2 missing teeth,?

"Excuthe me,mither,do you keep widdle wabbits?"


As the shopkeeper's heart melts,he get's down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks."Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thift and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"


She in turn,blushes,rocks on her heels,puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice,"I don';t think my python weally gives a thit".


****


A Frenchmen with a parrot perched on his shoulder walks into a bar.The barman says,"Wow,that's really lovely.Where did you get him?"In France"replies the parrot."The've got millions of 'em".


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A man goes into a pet shop and sees a Duck tap-dancing on an upturned flowerpot.The man buys the Duck for a fiver and takes it home.Next day he phones the petshop to complain."This Duck has been sitting on my kitchen table for hours."he says"it has'nt dance a single step".


The pet shop owner replies."Did you remember to light the candle under the flowerpot?"


There

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,in the sweetest little lisp,between 2 missing teeth,?
Ha ha ha.!!!


That is Excellent Wonderstar.!!!


10/10.!!!


Cheers lady, I've been off with the flu.!!
Reply:Thank you Elmarie. Report It

Reply:Good ones hahaha!
Reply:silly daft pitiful well done...lol
Reply:lol!! The first one is quite funny but the second 2 are brilliant! My favourite is the middle one, tickles my sense of humour. Cheers! :-)
Reply:Very good
Reply:Its funnier in its original format with African instead of Frenchman. RIP Bernard Manning
Reply:Ha ha Good stuff keep it coming.
Reply:Very good keep up the god work,Thank you.
Reply:lol
Reply:hot foot .lol
Reply:too funny!
Reply:liked those cheeers,,,
Reply:Between the python, parrot and duck jokes, I started to hiss (python), then got hungry for a cracker (parrot), but at the end it quacked me up (duck)!
Reply:lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:Oh, the first one is priceless!!! xD xD xD


Absolutely priceless!!! xD





Here's a star for the python! *
Reply:OMG those were so funny especially the first one was so cute:) thanks for the laugh.
Reply:Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
Reply:actually funny!!!!!
Reply:oh hahahahaa


have a star cuz those r great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ha ha I like the thnakey one :)
Reply:hahahahaha...brilliant*
Reply:I love it...........lol lol lol
Reply:Haha, I loved the first one.


It made my day, thanks for the laugh!
Reply:LMSUIAO I don't think the little girl gave a thit if the Parrot lit the candle under the Duck but I'll bet the Duck was hopping mad
Reply:LOL ill rate the on a scale from one to ten.


1. 10


2.? i didnt get that one


3.10 i LOLed at that one!
Reply:well done very funny lol
Reply:xD xD!!! THAT'S AWESOME! you make me laugh!!! love ya wonderstar!



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