Sunday, August 2, 2009

How many teeth does one have to be missing to become a carny?

and are there any other requirements?





i saw one the other day that had 7 teeth and almost spoke in complete sentences. was he overqualified, or are they just raising their standards?

How many teeth does one have to be missing to become a carny?
A carny only needs one tooth to talk to people , it is a requirement that the the tooth be in the front " top or bottom". Now the people working behind the scenes need no teeth, they have no people contact and as long as they can put there lips around a bottle of whiskey all is good
Reply:To be carny, you need to have enough teeth missing to fill a car! Hahaha get it?
Reply:whats a carny?


they sound a strange race lol
Reply:What the hell are you talking about hunny ???


The Crackhead squad is out in full force today !!!


Baz x
Reply:The requirement is at least 10.





But some people cheat the system, and black out some of their teeth to look even more repulsive.
Reply:Lmao.......I'm terrified of Carnies....
Reply:You need to have teeth like a Harley motorcycle gear box....1 down %26amp; 4 up
Reply:6. And according to Austin Powers, they smell like cabbage. lol!
Reply:you need a minimum of 6, a maximum of nine.


you have to have at least nine toes, and be able to stand on one leg balancing a bowl of dirty water on your head, whilst reciting the national anthem of bulgaria





wtf is a "carny"?
Reply:You need the equipment too;


Blunt darts.


Air rifles with bent barrels.


Superglue - for the coconut shy.


Book of raffle tickets with all the numbers that end in five or zero removed.


Large collection of cuddly toys manufactured in asian sweatshops by blind 12 year olds.



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